you want to take an ubermole home? Some of our more popular pics
are now available to you, free of charge, as wallpapers for your
I'm keen on including everyone, I've done them at a variety of
screen resolutions. Choose your resolution, pick which wallpaper
you'd like, then follow the instructions. And if you get bored
of these wallpapers and want something even weirder, try my forkbending
site. As thought I wasn't intimidating enough already, I can also
bend your cutlery at will. Sometimes.
you need any more help, or would like to request wallpapers of
other ubermole pics, email me on email@example.com.
I'm usually quite obliging. These images are all copyright, and
only to be used for personal home or office use. Under NO circumstance
can they be used for commercial purposes without express permission.
I'm considering selling customised vintage dolls with lingerie.
Email me if you'e interested in purchasing a 'real' ubermole.