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How can you tell when she's faking it? Jacobyte

ANYA: Personally, I can't see why a woman would bother... If he doesn't do the job, why let him think he did?

BRONTE: Her left nipple will quiver at a slightly lower frequency than her right one - reverse that if you're dealing with a left-hander!!! ( Well really what did you expect?..Just make sure you give her no reason to HAVE to fake it!!!)

DISCO: Checking out the glittery manicure mid-coitus is a dead give away. At least she's trying. She could have told you to get the fuck off her.

FRANCOISE: If she's already lit a cigarette before he's through.


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