I
am:
Ubermale, a pleasure machine.
I
love:
The Mathmos Space Projector (TM)
I
hate:
Gravity
I
want:
A
Hovercraft
Pastimes:
Shortwave radio, bear baiting, pleasuring you baby.
Ideal
Partner:
Lady Penelope (Thunderbirds)

Take me home...
as a wallpaper for your PC desktop